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PART 1…Hmmmmm, I can honestly say .. I LOVED the Deviant Philosophy lecture aka Pregnant Addicts.
It’s not the most gracious of subject to discuss but its most defiantly a topic that should be thrash out a tad bit further, maybe even quite literally (“.) lol…. No but on a serious note, the discussion of this topic should really evolve well past our MX lecture room and more so on a wider scale within society, maybe that’s the change we need to progress as a nation…well, you can never say never (“.)
I was quite apprehensive when selection what subject group I wanted to study and be in… and of COURSE which one of the lecturers I was to sell my soul to but Kartik me old pal made that very important decision quite easy and it was elected that as a group “Deviant Philosophy” was the daddy-ooo…. (Wipe of the brow)… 
I felt a bit odd about Deviant Philosophy but only because I thought “jack the ripper” seemed more of an interesting topic and it seemed me old chap Jaide agreed but we were ruled out by the rest of the group….painful but if you don’t speak up, you get trampled on..it’s a long road ahead for you door mats.
I felt a bit odd about Deviant Philosophy but only because I thought “jack the ripper” seemed more of an interesting topic and it seemed me old chap Jaide agreed but we were ruled out by the rest of the group….painful but if you don’t speak up, you get trampled on..it’s a long road ahead for you door mats. So off they went to pop our names down … as Meena stressed afterwards “if you’ve put your names down but haven’t chosen a second group”… you will die, no sorry she actually explained this process of a first and second choice MUST be made, (for obvious reason) and so in this moment of apprehension I wickedly prayed we wouldn’t be excepted for Deviant Philosophy
“God help me… I’m a Muslim, answer my prayers dude”
but accepted for “Jack the Ripper”
insted :) how deviant and sly does that sound, this dude killed, mutilated and murdered prostitutes, which isn’t too bad if you weren’t living in the mid 19 century. More closely autumn of 1888, if so bad luck chuck … but who often subjected them to immense amount of abuse, torture and pain,..which isn’t too bad either,…. I’m a positive person, what can I say, they sold their bodily shells for a few shillings…their in a better place but after all that “here” is lil old me asking “GOD” to subject me and my group to a few weeks of studying old Jacky boys worldly sins 
… oooo and it gets better, there’s a trip to London too whoooooo…. Oh Allah forgive my sins, no not for stealing, or backstabbing or being a tad bit gay on a Friday … but for asking for THIS!!
Gosh and after all that … nothing happened :) as Deviant Philosophy won….which of course I’m so glad for as I’m loving these sessions with Meena. But that just proves, where is god when one needs GOD…I don’t actually require god, its ALLAH OH MIGHTLY IM LOOKING OUT FOR, lol yeh like that’s going to save me….
END OF PART ONE
We shall resume my story telling tomorrow….(In a crappy American soap style accent…no seriously it wont have the same effect if you don’t use the accent… yeh you got it first time, you got a knack for accents, you should try a bit of acting… you would make a mill) and on the next exciting episode of Deviant Philosophy by Keek, (no one else because the rest of my group are boring.. especially heebee jeeebeez, the name says it all) we will hear all bout her views on Pregnant Addicts, societies views, ideas about whether they should send pregnant drug abusers to jail, the concept behind the actually ADDICTION, some links to real life stories and we’ll also look at some pictures too, whooooa illustrations make things so much easier…..oh and I promise to be more serious too
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